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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: “Well, if you don't drink it, I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.* {+ G% Z. k4 q( f
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' g) d0 q) W) `4 N0 E% u1 {8 A5 F 有名男子坐在酒吧里,盯着自己的酒杯,一副伤心模样。他望着自己的酒好一阵子,有个魁梧的家伙走到他身后说:“既然你不喝,就给我喝好了。”他话一说完,就把男子的酒一饮而尽。 , h! d+ k7 N# [6 w/ x
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$ K- p* h. Y) k* R7 ?3 f The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says, “Hey, I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”
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酒吧这名男子哭了起来,大块头说:“嘿,我再请你喝一杯就是了,不需要这样嘛。
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No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison .“- o% w" K) @4 G0 p- R
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“不是啦,事情不是这样。今天是我有生以来最倒霉的一天。一开始是睡过头上班迟到,结果被老板炒鱿鱼。”“等我离开办公大楼要去开车时,发现车被偷了,警察却说他们无能为力,我只好打的回家。我离开家来到这间酒吧,正想着要不要结束生命时,你却突然出现把我的毒酒给喝了。” |
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