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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: “Well, if you don't drink it, I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp./ x7 W6 R+ z" z" u2 M+ b. U6 F
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: g. O, t$ `! n% F) B8 S5 A 有名男子坐在酒吧里,盯着自己的酒杯,一副伤心模样。他望着自己的酒好一阵子,有个魁梧的家伙走到他身后说:“既然你不喝,就给我喝好了。”他话一说完,就把男子的酒一饮而尽。 & J8 {; h( D; I) V1 B. w
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! M. k9 e: D+ j* C1 r, w( l& O+ X The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says, “Hey, I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”
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% g+ _: ~, W$ P+ p e& ^7 U 酒吧这名男子哭了起来,大块头说:“嘿,我再请你喝一杯就是了,不需要这样嘛。 " Q1 W! c( Z% V6 y4 v) e$ h" Y1 g0 R
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& t5 }- ]" e: `- ^# h No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison .“) X9 p0 Z7 D0 _. q0 c- P
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“不是啦,事情不是这样。今天是我有生以来最倒霉的一天。一开始是睡过头上班迟到,结果被老板炒鱿鱼。”“等我离开办公大楼要去开车时,发现车被偷了,警察却说他们无能为力,我只好打的回家。我离开家来到这间酒吧,正想着要不要结束生命时,你却突然出现把我的毒酒给喝了。” |
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