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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time, when a big burly man walks up behind him and says: “Well, if you don't drink it, I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.8 d" W9 w5 K' x/ J+ ]5 }
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有名男子坐在酒吧里,盯着自己的酒杯,一副伤心模样。他望着自己的酒好一阵子,有个魁梧的家伙走到他身后说:“既然你不喝,就给我喝好了。”他话一说完,就把男子的酒一饮而尽。
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The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says, “Hey, I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”/ [2 G% o" {) ?2 a# v& g k& k
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9 c7 A& ~. j9 Z3 [: B, a 酒吧这名男子哭了起来,大块头说:“嘿,我再请你喝一杯就是了,不需要这样嘛。 7 k$ x3 `, B t) a+ W( z
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4 L7 f* |8 }( U- s/ h+ f No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First, I fall asleep, and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison .“
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“不是啦,事情不是这样。今天是我有生以来最倒霉的一天。一开始是睡过头上班迟到,结果被老板炒鱿鱼。”“等我离开办公大楼要去开车时,发现车被偷了,警察却说他们无能为力,我只好打的回家。我离开家来到这间酒吧,正想着要不要结束生命时,你却突然出现把我的毒酒给喝了。” |
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