A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time， when a big burly man walks up behind him and says： “Well， if you don't drink it， I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.5 C! t3 M) p' `, |0 c
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有名男子坐在酒吧里，盯着自己的酒杯，一副伤心模样。他望着自己的酒好一阵子，有个魁梧的家伙走到他身后说：“既然你不喝，就给我喝好了。”他话一说完，就把男子的酒一饮而尽。 0 b' Y% y' L! Q0 I
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The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says， “Hey， I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”% j1 y- k- P0 n Q- Z+ E1 g' i& W
7 _( O8 a8 M0 c. T . F* K6 A) E6 z# q 7 B1 J5 f: I3 X9 } 酒吧这名男子哭了起来，大块头说：“嘿，我再请你喝一杯就是了，不需要这样嘛。 9 k k5 Z3 K9 @9 f* D
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* T1 G$ \0 O/ g! B& C9 |& g( s No， it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First， I fall asleep， and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car， I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life， you show up and drink my poison .“ ' s2 u0 u q8 s' J# I9 H. m- U & G( F+ f: x! J) ]( W) S 7 P/ L0 i6 d h) v' K) B: F ; c% k9 w5 ^" w$ U “不是啦，事情不是这样。今天是我有生以来最倒霉的一天。一开始是睡过头上班迟到，结果被老板炒鱿鱼。”“等我离开办公大楼要去开车时，发现车被偷了，警察却说他们无能为力，我只好打的回家。我离开家来到这间酒吧，正想着要不要结束生命时，你却突然出现把我的毒酒给喝了。”
发表于 2012-6-10 22:04:39
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