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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time， when a big burly man walks up behind him and says： “Well， if you don't drink it， I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.8 M: @% N& |; k! x: l# l
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# c5 y+ ]; D% l 有名男子坐在酒吧里，盯着自己的酒杯，一副伤心模样。他望着自己的酒好一阵子，有个魁梧的家伙走到他身后说：“既然你不喝，就给我喝好了。”他话一说完，就把男子的酒一饮而尽。 2 `: p$ h2 @( m/ F. p0 y
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/ `$ Y! K4 n, ~) p2 p7 _ The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says， “Hey， I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”* ?$ @) r, y* y
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6 a; K8 \( y1 G; R: ]! m6 m 酒吧这名男子哭了起来，大块头说：“嘿，我再请你喝一杯就是了，不需要这样嘛。 ( M/ t, ?1 Z) o2 q+ W6 ?3 i* `# o/ G
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' g/ i5 N9 v/ T7 d8 f. N, h No， it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First， I fall asleep， and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car， I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life， you show up and drink my poison .“
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“不是啦，事情不是这样。今天是我有生以来最倒霉的一天。一开始是睡过头上班迟到，结果被老板炒鱿鱼。”“等我离开办公大楼要去开车时，发现车被偷了，警察却说他们无能为力，我只好打的回家。我离开家来到这间酒吧，正想着要不要结束生命时，你却突然出现把我的毒酒给喝了。” |
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发表于 2012-6-10 22:04:39
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