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A man is sitting at the bar.He looks sad as he stares into his glass. He has been looking at his drink for a long time， when a big burly man walks up behind him and says： “Well， if you don't drink it， I will.” And with that he finishes the man’s drink in one gulp.) r4 h1 i! d- O
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' `8 d) Y/ W& l7 k& e& }: x 有名男子坐在酒吧里，盯着自己的酒杯，一副伤心模样。他望着自己的酒好一阵子，有个魁梧的家伙走到他身后说：“既然你不喝，就给我喝好了。”他话一说完，就把男子的酒一饮而尽。 0 }1 \3 @0 ^- c: J# s9 `6 X
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The man at the bar starts to cry. The bigger man says， “Hey， I'll buy you another drink. Don't worry.”" ~+ T- n3 f1 Y8 l6 B: I& F7 Q
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酒吧这名男子哭了起来，大块头说：“嘿，我再请你喝一杯就是了，不需要这样嘛。 + k' E5 I* I, d6 R% E0 }( X
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/ a+ j0 [" Q! G- V# s* ]! c0 j No， it's not that. This day is the worst of my life . First， I fall asleep， and I'm late to my office. My boss fires me.When I leave the building to go to my car， I found out it was stolen . The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home. I leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life， you show up and drink my poison .“) z$ v' L; C. l1 A0 k
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9 R0 _/ v7 L6 o R# n “不是啦，事情不是这样。今天是我有生以来最倒霉的一天。一开始是睡过头上班迟到，结果被老板炒鱿鱼。”“等我离开办公大楼要去开车时，发现车被偷了，警察却说他们无能为力，我只好打的回家。我离开家来到这间酒吧，正想着要不要结束生命时，你却突然出现把我的毒酒给喝了。” |
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发表于 2012-6-10 22:04:39
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